'Pretendians be like'

Deb Haaland's only child weighs in

Somah Haaland, only child of Auntie Deb, has weighed in on the Pretendians controversy with a particularly cutting post on social media.

“Pretendians be like, ‘let’s talk, I have nothing to hide’ after making their account private and disabling comments on all their posts,” the younger Haaland wrote on Twitter (@woolyneptune) on February 28, 2022.

A copy of the missive also was posted on Haaland’s Instagram account @coffequeer in story form on March 1, 2022.

But don’t get it twisted! To whom is Haaland referring? Let’s double check the receipts.

Regan Loggans (aka Regan de Loggans aka Regan Brook Loggans) infamously began activist rants on Instagram (where they built a large following) with the phrase “Let’s Talk.” They even titled their zine about “mutual aid” with the phrase “Let’s Talk.”

Still, let’s keep going. Here come those CVS-length receipts! 💅